2.27.2005

8 things I love....

This done be an obvious take on toejumper's "10 things I hate", which was an obvious take on that movie "How to lose a guy in 10 days", which was an obvious take on "10 things I hate about you", which was an obvious reason to make "Jason X", which sucked and was an obvious take on "take on me", which was A-Ha's only good song, which had an obvious influence on Franz Ferdinand who wrote "Take me out", which was catchy but kinda sounds like Modest Mouse's "Float On"(period...which ends this horrible run-on sentence that went nowhere and relied on nothing to keep it going, but you fucking read it)

These are also in no particular order
1). Myself naked
2). hair loss
3). Bitchy people who act nice but aren't
4). Fredericksburg (VA not Texas...I hate Texas)
5). resin
6). Attractive girls that date hideous guys
7). Jonathan Brandis (and the way he died)
8). The premise of Back to the Future 4 - Marty has to go back to the future to find the cure for Parkinsans..sad but if only it were true

Why might you ask there are only 8 items on this list? Revert to answer number one.

Vitamin A kids...its not only good for night vision..which is not a joke..because..driving home tonight i realized two things..A: I was drunk as christ and 2: I can see rather well in the dark cuz my head lights were covered in snow and gave me no help on 123.


Is anybody there? Did anybody watch Event Horizon? that movie is scary..I feel bad for the poor bastards who went to the theater to see that thinking it would be some cutsie bullshit sci-fi flick and went home with soiled under garments (soiled with feces).

2.23.2005

Nobody wants to play with me.

I've noticed that nobody appears to be reading my blog. I am getting no comments other than that pesky rat-bastard Felipe. I thought that once I got my blog I would become a blog celebrity and I would start accusing people of horrible things and making the headlines of CNN. I have been misled. E-blogger can go to hell. Of course, E-blogger must first believe in a religion that offers hell as one of its afterlife options. So E-blogger, do me a favor. First, start believing in a religion that offers a "hell", and then go there. Oh yeah, I went there. But guess what? E-blogger doesn't care. Nobody cares. Hence, nobody wants to play with me. NOBODY. I wonder, is it unlawful for students to carry guns on the George Mason campus? There has to be a law against that, but who really knows. I suppose I could ask the campus police but I would be afraid that they would think that I had a gun and or was insane. Virginia has pretty laid back gun laws. I know you can't have a knife with a blade longer than two inches or so on a state campus. I wonder what the rules are on firearms? I wouldn't mind roaming around campus with a loaded .45 hand cannon. Not that I would want to harm anyone, just to let everybody know that ole' Phil might have finally lost it. Well, good thing I don't own a gun. They just ain't no good up in the neighborhood. Biotch.

2.22.2005

Food and Money

I've spent nearly 10 dollars today on food at the fairfax campus of George Mason University. Where have I spent this money you may ask? Well, 8 california rolls runs about $4.70 at the Johnson Center's food court. With tax that $4.70 is $4.94, so there is 5 bucks right there. Then of course one needs a tasty beverage to muscle down the wasabi and soy sauce and I usually buy a 20 oz. Coke for a crisp dollar. That really doesn't fill me up apparently because no less than 3 hours later I have found myself fiening for more food. At Sub 2 I enjoy purchasing a Hot Stuff Pizza (veggie) for about $3.40. Whenever I get pizza at Sub 2 I always find myself buying at least one egg roll. Egg rolls go for about $1.30 a piece. I found myself sick of feeling my cavities and decided to get a less intrusive lemon iced tea from Nestea for another crisp buck. Why am I writing like I want to be a reporter and this is an application form? Because I feel like a loser right now, thats why. A kid once called me a loser in the sixth grade. I stole his graphic calculator and pissed in his locker when I was in high school. I hold grudges.

2.14.2005

Who was Valentine?

When I was younger I went to school with a fellow named Phillip Valentine. I never enjoyed the fact that he was alive for two reasons. First his name was Phillip, and second my name is Philip. I won't divulge how many teachers spelled my name wrong on account of this bastard. I will, on the otro, otro being other, hand say that I do have a particular bond with all the other Philip's out there in this crazy world. This Phillip character was a goofball. He wasn't as bad as the nerd that wore prescription goggles during recess, but he still was hated by most all of the school. I certainly didn't mind that he was hated. I hated him because all reference to him constituted a sub-conscious and or psychological reference to myself. When somebody said "Hey, Phillip pissed his pants on the school bus again," for a split second anyone could have believed it was me that pissed my pants. I was glad when Phillip hung himself outside of my house exactly 8 years ago today. It was only then when I could drag myself to school without the thought of him on my mind. So, that was who Valentine was. If you have a problem with that you can go to hell. Of course, one has to believe in hell to go there. So, if you have a problem with this do me a favor. First, believe in a religion that offers hell as one of its afterlife options. Then, go there.


P.S. Valentine didn't kill himself. He just "came out" to me 8 years ago. "Hung" you get what i'm saying. We've been seeing eachother ever since...i mean......

2.09.2005

the weekend..and..such

Okay, so the weekend. (Background info first: I have a good friend David Crain who happens to be paralyzed. David has a good friend Jerry Sipp who happens to be an actor, playwrite and all around theater professional...Jerry lives in Sanford, North Carolina and the play he is directing "Falling In Like" (which he also wrote) was debuting these past two weeks at Temple Theater http://www.templeshows.com , the theater that Jerry runs) So, needless to say I drove David Crain and Dumplin down to Sanford to catch the play. After the long drive we got to Sanford on Friday and met up with Jerry at a local Japanese "house of steak"...good times..but Jerry had to dip quick and get on to the Friday showing of "Falling In Like". Falling In Like has gotten amazing reviews in both small and large newspapers around Sanford and Raleigh. Saturday we wake up, get ready and catch a bite at "Lil' Dino's"..damned good food...then, Jerry showed us his house, Temple Theater, and the slums and mansions of Sanford...........Off to the show..Saturday night...Falling In Like was the best play I have ever seen..granted i've seen about a dozen..it was still better than any crap play i've been forced to see for theater classes at mason...Jerry thanked all of us during his curtain speech and after the play we got to meet some of the actors..including morgan grace jarrett...look her up.. http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1015029/ too bad there's no picture of her there..goooodness..she's beautiful

Sunday, we said our goodbyes to Jerry and left Sanford...it was a good trip

2.03.2005

Its all up and running

Hey, this is the blog for Felipe, A.K.A Phil.J.Scherrens

have fun