Fucking DTV

They say I won't be able to pick up any more TV waves on my flimsy metal antenna in 2009. I don't have cable. I won't ever get it. The channels you get on a piece of shit metal antenna lying on the hardwood don't quite satisfy my expletive. They suck it. Hard. I'm just fine and fucking dandy without having to watch what whore of a child Jamie-Lynn-fucks-a-lot expels from her womb. I don't need to be reminded that the people who call themselves celebrities also get cheated on.

The local news is a re-hash of biased reporting from big government-tied networks. It's all lies and none of it is news to me. People walk while texting? That's news? No, that's a filler story from a shit-head journalist told to find a "light news story". Then its back to what the President did here and there and why we should trust our government.

The only good thing about DTV is that it will stop most people from using their old ass TVs that take up way too much electricity. But, if everybody just stopped watching TV.. things would probably be better for us. The TV elects our Presidents. Our Presidents allow the television to lie to us.

Ever notice how sometimes the movies are more real than real life? Because when it happens in real life.. it's not interesting like it was in the movies... it's scary. What if what we saw on the Television was just as fake as the movies? It is. So, when we see towers falling on 9-11 it's just like watching a movie.. well scripted with a shitty plot and horrible characters trying to act like the presidents of their childhood.

See you in TV Land...

Re-Hash

lets see... This is all over, but stay with me.. The earth is 4.7 billion years old. Turns out due to Earth's distance from the Sun water can be in it's liquid form that we know it. On closer planets the water would be boiling and on farther away ones it'd be frozen solid ten times over. So, obviously life forms where water is and life came in forms of bacteria billions of years ago. Then about 1 billion years ago, when the Earth was 3.7 Billion years old, the oxygen levels came to where they are now and the high amounts of oxygen gave energy to animals and plants that eventually found their way out of the water and onto land. 350 million years ago ferns grew to the size of trees after millions of years of trying to get used to land. The trees could grow strong and big only in swampy moist land. Amphibious meaning half land half water, to make it on land it needed a fuckload of water. The tree sized ferns died and would fall into the swamp and would be unable to decompose leaving fossils. These fossils of dead plants from millions of years ago are now the leading cause of all war and pollution today, and yet at one point they were fucking plants that animals ate. Today, us humans eat a fuck load of plants. We cook using their oils. In 1890 Rudolf Diesel took his knowledge of thermodynamics, and started creating an engine that burned fuel slowly and at high pressures. In 1900, Diesel, using peanut oil, unveiled his engine at the World's Exhibition in Paris. In 1911, after a decade of criticism Diesel said, "The diesel engine can be fed with vegetable oils and would help considerably in the development of agriculture of the countries which use it". He wanted farmers to be able to grow their own fuel. Then in 1912 he said "The use of vegetable oils for engine fuels may seem insignificant today. But such oils may become in the course of time as important as the petroleum and coal tar products of the present time" In 1913 he disappeared from a boat trip to England. His body was found 10 days later. Rudolf Diesel went against the grain during a time when Petroleum was booming for the first time in history. People and governments were investing and making lots of money with Petroleum, just as their families have continued to do so for the past 100 years. Wars are fought with Oil and for Oil. Oil is money and who controls the money? Banks. Who controls banks? Bankers.. pretty cut and dry. Let's tie this in a tad, let's give it a modern twist. Well, to get to the present, sadly we must go to the past again. The Bush Family has been one of the wealthiest in this country for quite some time. Prescott Bush, father of George H.W Bush and grandfather of George W. Bush, was one of seven directors of the Union Banking Corp. This corporation was seized by the federal government when it found

Shattered Fine Thinking

Animals, humans falling into that category as well, have the amazing power to subject themselves to amazing pain to stay alive. They stay alive not because they are afraid of death, but because of the pain others will succomb to after they die. I've seen animals going through the worst pains fighting to stay alive. My boss's pit-bull had lyme disease and a fractured vertebrate. His back would curl up in pain when he was alone, but the second a familiar face walked in the room he would get a bright eyed expression on his face and act like everything was fine. The most recent death of an animal to me was Boo-Kitty...yeah..some people don't like the name, but we gave her that name as very young children...she lived a long long life and never complained when she died a slow death of however many illnesses linked to old age...when you walked in the room she just started purring..even right before she died...animals are tough..not because they want to stay in pain, but because they know that others don't want them to die..and will be very upset once they are gone...so they hold on..and try their best to act like nothing is wrong...i guess a death like getting run over by a car (or traffic accident for us humans) is somehow better than a slow disease..because you can think of them as having had a happy life and it stolen from them suddenly..rather than seeing them fight it to the very end..all the while trying to make you, the healthy one, feel like everything is okay..but it will be..sooner or later

Vehicles of Mass Destruction

There's a realization i've come to. I think that normal everyday citizens create problems. For instance...ordinary folk go about thinking they don't matter and their votes don't count etc etc...but what ordinary folk don't get is the fact that their actions drive many business/politician types around the globe.....You wouldn't care about natural resources such as oil if there wasn't money in it...the more oil the more power...oil runs everything...its like morphine...turn it into heroin and sell it cheap until they get hooked..then jack up the price...THe politician/business type has gotten good at getting the oil....but they're only doing it because the ordinary folk likes to buy it...wasting billions on it...we are hooked...junkies...lost without it. In 1992 there was a type of HOnda civic that got 55 miles to the gallon...My friend Scott has a Hybrid prius that gets about 46 on average...the technology is moving slow..and in the wrong direction...get rid of oil all together..research: Bio-Diesel, Waste Vegetable Oil, Vegetable Oil Vehicles..these are merely ways to use some of the vehicles that can still be used...but..hydrogen vehicles....thats the way to go...we drive around with up to 30 gallons of gasoline or diesel in our vehicles at a time...I used to drive a diesel truck that had a 100 gallon fuel cell in the back...i was a driving gas station...hydrogen is no more dangerous than gasoline...http://www.rmi.org/sitepages/pid536.php...if I could find a way to get soy bean oil...i'd buy a Ford F-350 turbo diesel and stuff the bed with an insulated soybean tank...soy bean oil is ideal for diesel engines...it will give it around 35-40 miles per gallon compared to the normal 15-20..with no loss of horsepower...diesel engines were originally designed to run on vegetable oils...when it was introduced to the public by Rudolf DIESEL..he had it running on peanut oil...

I'm goin' half to start a peanut farm in West Varginayy...if I go to Logan's and steal a bucket of peanuts...can I plant them to grow more peanuts?

I Don't like Chronicles NARNIAS

I turn 9 month's younger than I really am soon..that is only if you think like a psycho...because most of those 9 months I was a mass of worthless tissue meant to be discharged..So..I won't be 23 and 9 months on January 17...i'll be 23..because that's when I was able to leave the womb of my mother and enter this disatrous chaotic world...humans are the only species that will die if left alone after birth...we're fucking useless until age 3-5..or 12 for some of the little bastards who can't seem to get the fact that they're annoying and their actions are not cute...yeah..i like it when kids shit their pants and dig it out with their hands..sometimes..people make us worry and our anxieties build up until we thrash out against the things that make us who we are..even if we are suffering from different mental anguishes..revealed in blogs....you look good in that sweater..sweet water taffy...my dirty fingers scratch my eyes...pluralize the nouns...comprehend your grammatical errors if you want to stay in my class young man..take off my clothes....old women like to talk dirty..its weird..even after they blow six weeks of gingerale carbination out their ass...hehe...good ness...i'm glad church is over..that was a tough semester..but I finally got out..they even gave me a diploma that said I graduated church..but i threw it in their face..and said you can't graduate what ain't real..and the pastor and I faught for 34 minutes.it was a close fight..but I shattered his lower spine...I was Hulk Hogan...I held him over my head..and stopped his fall with a knee to the back..he died without a prayer..he tried..Oh he tried...but i stuffed his cape in his mouth to neglect his final attempt at escaping reality...without engineering there might be less clutter

My hands

I hold you in my hands..you little animal...alright alright alright...you got a joint? it be cooler if you did...watch the leather..alright alright alright..thats the cool thing about high school girls..i get older and they stay the same age..alright alright alright alright alr....

I woke up with this written in my notepad:

As much as we want it to, a single human life is only as meaningful as we make it to be. Cries are important. Death is important. Nothing makes sense in this world. You should never try to make sense in death. Death is nature. Life flickers in and out. We all cry. Death follows us everywhere we go. I wish I could take the pain of my loved ones away from them. Pain is needed to cope with life. Some believe work and love are the only things that keep us going. What do you do when you're unemployed and out of love? Money and sex. Love and work. Confuse them and your life will turn to misery. Perhaps lying to yourself is better than denying yourself the characteristics of a happy life. Bring yourself down to lower standards. Neglect common sense. Make happiness your only priority and forget intelligence. Blind love. Pure hatred. When your brain in numb you can't think. When you can't think you can bring yourself to pure negligence.


every living thing should be allowed to live without interference. nothing should stop life.


I dont know if i agree with that....BUT FUCK YOU BURT REYNOLDS..you and your god damned mesh tank tops...grizzles of that chunky funk make your head collapse just like a robert downey autograph chizzled from the earth held to the past stuck in his habits never made to last

Absinth

A little drink thats been around for centuries...given the nickname "The Green Fairy"...depicted recently in films such as From Hell and Moulin Rouge...First off...Absinthe *with the E* is the original drink...Absinth is the Czech version of absinthe...the Czech's put an assload of wormwood in their potion...what is wormwood? Absinthe in french means wormwood...wormwood is an herb..that when distilled/put in alcohol releases a chemical called thujone...more or less *there is a lot more to the process*...either way..its the thujone that makes absinth(e) what it is...what does it do to you? well...its like being drunk..in fact..it is being drunk...because most absinth's have HIGH amounts of alcohol....the thujone acts as a stimulant..some call its affects a "clear headed drunkeness"....

I bought two bottles of this stuff...both Czech bottles of absinth....both by a company "Bairnsfather" one is Bitter the other is Reality...Bitter contains 33-35mg of thujone and Reality contains 26mg.....most other French absinthe's contain a mere 10mg

its nothing to shout about really...but...i like it...definitely something to put on the christmas wish list if you've never tried it...Remember..its illegal in the U.S...but several online companies will import it here... i got mine from www.eabsinthe.com they are very professional and extremely quick on delivery....it got right past customs without a problem

If you don't like horrible tasting liquors..then don't buy this..its like drinking battery acid...luckily for me...i don't know how to taste..so it goes down easy...with a slight gagging sensation....i nearly vomitted on my first taste of it...but...it keeps me up all night...which is kind of cool...because i usually am in bed by 8:30