10.28.2005

Feeling Bad

WHat the fuck did you think i was going to feel bad about? Something serious, obviously not...this is me we're talking about here..nothing is real and nothing matters...if you have a problem with this..go and eat shit up in ya mouf...

BUT...i'm feeling bad..because..i had to do this quiz thing..along with a million other things, but..i was in fred vegas and had no where other than Mary Washington University to find an internet connection..THEN..it dawns on me..just use my mom's laptop and hit up the Crain's house down the street and use their wireless network while sitting on the deck...i had to drop shit off at my house anyway..so it seemed like a plan....I go to my childhood home...throw the shit in the house which consisted mainly of a chair that i stole from a doctor in fairfax city *no not my dad*...I grab my mom's laptop and turn the fucker on to see if the battery is charged...it was...sweet...so..i decide to do a little reading for the quiz and maybe even start writing....

but then..I notice that my mom's computer says that there are online updates to be downloaded..what the christ...the bastard isn't on the internet, so why would it ask me to download something that it couldnt possibly download..and then..ZANG...the wireless indicator pops up..and WE HAVE A FUCKING SIGNAL..HAHAHAH>..some poor chicken shit bastard has a wireless network near my mom's house..YAHTZEE....

so...needless to say..im using the connection right now to write this fucking blog....should I feel bad? whoever is paying for the connection is a neighbor that i have known for years...i moved around the house trying to pinpoint where the signal is strongest..and..fuck if i know...i guess the only anybody will ever know..is if whoever is paying for the highspeed internet access ever actually would check their diagnostics or whatever and see how many computers are using the system..but...nobody does that...its a rarity that anybody would know how to do that...and...even if they did..would they care that every now and then we're using it???

oh well...if they come over and tell us to stop we'll say...hey...we didn't know we we're using it...of course...the first thing i did was download as many programs as i could...like AIM, firefox, etc etc...okay those were the only two...

but...hahahahaha....high speed internet access...damn its great...especially when its free...hahah...oh..my dick hurts...