They say I won't be able to pick up any more TV waves on my flimsy metal antenna in 2009. I don't have cable. I won't ever get it. The channels you get on a piece of shit metal antenna lying on the hardwood don't quite satisfy my expletive. They suck it. Hard. I'm just fine and fucking dandy without having to watch what whore of a child Jamie-Lynn-fucks-a-lot expels from her womb. I don't need to be reminded that the people who call themselves celebrities also get cheated on.
The local news is a re-hash of biased reporting from big government-tied networks. It's all lies and none of it is news to me. People walk while texting? That's news? No, that's a filler story from a shit-head journalist told to find a "light news story". Then its back to what the President did here and there and why we should trust our government.
The only good thing about DTV is that it will stop most people from using their old ass TVs that take up way too much electricity. But, if everybody just stopped watching TV.. things would probably be better for us. The TV elects our Presidents. Our Presidents allow the television to lie to us.
Ever notice how sometimes the movies are more real than real life? Because when it happens in real life.. it's not interesting like it was in the movies... it's scary. What if what we saw on the Television was just as fake as the movies? It is. So, when we see towers falling on 9-11 it's just like watching a movie.. well scripted with a shitty plot and horrible characters trying to act like the presidents of their childhood.
See you in TV Land...
