Thankfully Giving Thanks for giving

Is it odd that I have identical scars on my hands? On both my thumbs, i have a cut...in the same place...if i put my thumbs side by side..they match..scar and all....weird...makes me think God is trying to tell me something...like "I want you to cut off your hideous spoon thumbs"...

Heheh..miserable gibberish (the god thing..because..he doesn't exist..for me anyway..i won't allow him/her/whatever to do so..fuck if you "dont know" if he/she/whatever exists..i merely "don't think/care" if it does)...Oh yeah...If you have a thyroid problem, which makes it inevitably hard to lose weight...then right on...fuck it right? nothing matters in this world anyway...so why should losing weight matter if its impossible...but if you're laid back on your couch...and yes..i know how that is...i know that i'm lucky to be able to lay on that god damned couch drinking cokes...but..as of late..i've decided to cut coke out of my diet..why? because look at the fucking nutrient content label on those fuckers...140 Calories in 12 ounces, along with 39 grams of sugar..good hell...what are they trying to do to us? and..thanks a lot for craming in as much caffeine as you possibly can Coca-Cola.... but..switch that shit out with water....water is all we need to survive...running isn't going to help anybody lose weight..it merely defines what you already have...go slow...work up a good sweat during these winter months..20 minutes a day for one solid month should get you results...and remember to stretch....always before and after..stretch god dammit

I have never experienced a caffeine high..i dont get why people suck back coffee to stay up...i've tried...i've had friends fix me up 3 cups of coffee at 1 in the morning and send me off to fight traffic and drousiness on Interstate 95...but i still manage to fall asleep at the wheel


please take into account that being ugly makes you strong..I should know...look at me for christ's sake...wait..are there pictures on these things? hmm..i'll have to get one on here so you can all laugh at the hideousness that follows my reflection and shadows....at one point..i had a porno shot of myself for myspace...anybody lucky enough to have saved that bad boy should be haunted for years to come....indefinitely...